Time Traveler Predicts 2002 World Series Victory

2:02 pm on February 24 2003
By dailyskew
Filed in: Baseball, Parody
Tagged with: World Series, World Trade Center

Time Traveler Mistakenly Appears on Sept.11– 2002

NEW YORK- Harrison Monteville, time traveler from the year 2525, mistakenly appeared on September 11, 2002- one year after the infamous 9-11 day, where 3,000 people were killed at the World Trade Center.

Monteville intended to travel into the past from his own era to prevent the terrorist attack from occurring. Now, he says, he is stranded here due to a mechanical error in his time machine.

“I thought I had the proper coordinates,” he said, visibly in shock. “Something must have happened to the flux capacitator. That’s why I’m stranded here in your century as well.”

When asked why Montveville wouldn’t travel back well before September 11th, 2001- to give the people more time to avoid the attack, he became very defensive.

“It doesn’t work like that,” he yelled. “It doesn’t work like that! It had to be the day. It had to be the day.”

Psychologists that have custody of Harrison said that he is a mentally disturbed individual, who is suffering from delusions.

“The tragedy of 9/11 affected all of us, one way or the other,” said Airam al Kaeda. “In Harrison’s case, he believes that he is some sort of time explorer who tried to prevent the incident from happening.”

“We definitely know that he does not come from the future because when we asked him who won the World Series in 2002, he responded ‘The Anaheim Angels’.”

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The Open Chemical Physics Journal
Volume 2
ISSN: 1874-4125

Active Thermitic Material Discovered in Dust from the 9/11 World Trade Center Catastrophe

The Open Civil Engineering Journal
2008, 2, 35-40
Open Access:

Fourteen Points of Agreement with Official Government Reports on the World Trade Center Destruction

Journal: The Environmentalist
Publisher: Springer Netherlands
Received: 17 February 2008
Accepted: 14 July 2008
Published online: 4 August 2008

Environmental Anomalies at the World Trade Center: Evidence for Energetic Materials

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2:02 pm on February 24 2003, NEPA Philly said:

To evaluate if the Phillies should trade for Halladay comes down to “how much Halladay increases the Phillies chances to win the World Series this year and next”.

I have done a probability analysis as to his value in improving their chances over continuing with their current pitchers. This is essentially a (VOR) value over replacement player analysis.

I value Halladay’s pitching ability very highly and assumed with him over an entire regular season the Phillies will win at least 28 of the 32 games he starts. He would replace the current pitchers who’s record in the games they start at 18 wins and 14 loses. This means that Halladay would increase the number of games that the team would win over the entire season from 90 to 100. If the Phillies trade for him by July 31, he would account for 4 more win over the remaining 12 starts in 2009.

To evaluate the chances of winning the World Series, I assumed that the teams would continue to play at their current winning percentage. The Phillies are currently at a .558 percentage. I used their winning percentage to calculate the percentage of winning the first round of the playoff, the percentage of winning the National League Championship and the percentage of winning the World Series both with and without Halladay.

These results are without Halladay:
Winning the First Round of the Playoff 50.9%
Winning the National League Championship 22.7%
Winning the World Series 9.5%

These results are with Halladay:
Winning the First Round of the Playoff 53.4%
Winning the National League Championship 24.4%
Winning the World Series 10.4%

So with Halladay, he gives the Phillies less than a 1% increase in their chances of winning the World Series both this year and next. For this, the Phillies are willing to trade away talent that will give them the possibility that they will be good for 7 to 10 years and have a 8 to 9% chance in each of those years of winning a World Series. If the Phillies are smart they will not trade the boatload of talent to the Blue Jays for Halladay
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An older quote…….

“I feel this way about it. World trade means world peace and consequently the World Trade Center buildings in New York … had a bigger purpose than just to provide room for tenants. The World Trade Center is a living symbol of man's dedication to world peace … beyond the compelling need to make this a monument to world peace, the World Trade Center should, because of its importance, become a representation of man's belief in humanity, his need for individual dignity, his beliefs in the cooperation of men, and through cooperation, his ability to find greatness.”

–Minoru Yamasaki, chief architect of the World Trade Center.
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Please see the New York Times article about the mosque in the World Trade Center's south tower, WTC Building 2, on the 17th floor, that was destroyed along with 300 muslims on 9/11:

Cordoba House includes the first mosque that could be considered a “replacement” for that World Trade Center mosque. That should be mentioned in the public discussion of Cordoba House: there was a mosque not just “at” ground zero, but in the south tower, the first tower to be brought down. It was there before the 1993 bombing, and afterward, until September 11th.
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