Pete Townsend Kiddie Porn

Pete Townsend Erased From Continuity

M.O.T. News

London, England — Reports from various timelines indicate that Who

guitarist Pete Townsend has been swallowed up by a cloud of Anti-matter,

effectively ending his existence on the infinite earths.

"Like an eraser in the hands of God, Townsend’s been wiped off the face

 of
all the earths," stated Dr. Richard Hoffman, noted timeline observer.

 "No
more arms swinging wildly … no more ‘Behind Blue Eyes’ … he’s done."

The ripple effects are becoming apparent.  Classic rock stations have

mysteriously stopped playing Who music … Broadway theatre officials deny

ever seeing or producing the rock opera "Tommy" … even long-time Who

 fans
have forgotten Townsend and the music he helped create.

"Who? I don’t know who you’re talking about.  My favorite band is the

Rolling Stones," stated Shelley Weinberg, a social worker in New York.

 She
said this while removing a picture of Roger Daltrey from her wall.  When

asked about the picture, she continued to deny the Who’s existence.

"Picture?  What picture?  You must be seeing things."

***

In related news, a homeless man in London claiming to be former Who lead

singer Roger Daltrey was arrested by Scotland Yard officials after yelling

on the streets of London for hours on end.

"Pete’s not a pedophile — I’ve known him for years … he would never

molest a child!" Daltrey yelled, according to witnesses. "He was just

 doing
research for his book!  Am I the only one who remembers Pete?  Why
won’t
anyone believe me?  Why won’t anyone listen?"

Sources within Scotland Yard say they know nothing of this Pete Townsend

character, or allegations that he visited a child porn site.

"Never heard of him," said one source who wished to remain anonymous.

 "Of
course, we would arrest him if he did exist, but he doesn’t."


 If Townsend hadn’t been removed from the timeline, he’d be in jail,
according to Scotland Yard officials.

 

35 Responses to “Pete Townsend Kiddie Porn”

  1. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, Handsome Chicago Dan said:

    Saw the Who in San Francisco in 1973 or early 74 at the Cow Palace during the Quadrophenia tour. Lynrd Skyrnd was the back up, and freebird, sounded exact….

    During the Who's performance, about 3/4 of the way, Keith Moon passed out. Stopped the show, brought him back, and the guy passed out again.!!! Pete Townsend walks up to the microphone and says, WE can not play without a drummer, CAN anyone out there play the drums? A guy from the audience gets up, and tries. Played a number, and had to stop the show…..the new drummer, “The luckiest guy in the building.” They closed the show, and the new drummer went out to party with the band.!

  2. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, pinkboy111 said:

    Musharaf hijacking MQM just like he did with PML in 1997 may be the reason 4 Dr Aafia protest BUT Rashid Murad bhai, u completely missed the main point of this protest. It was to presurize scotland yard to cease inquiry into the murder of Imran Farooq. Especially the letter which he wrote prior to that protest. He showed his power to the foriegn agencies by holding that huge huge protest.

  3. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, foodleking said:

    My company's account director assigned to my client is a dead ringer for Pete Townsend, and he's English to boot. When he was a little tipsy once I asked him if he ever smashed guitars in his younger days, and he replied, “Oi.” Not sure if that was a yes or no. Of course, I don't understand much of what he says on his best days. Wonderful chap, though. Smiles a lot and carries a napsack everywhere.

  4. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, steve3728fors said:

    du hast by rammstein

  5. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, ThatArianaFonzaSound said:

    I bet you tried really hard not to laugh during the meowing songs… xD

  6. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, Twitter said:

    RT rel=”nofollow” I hope I die before I become Pete Townsend.

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  8. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, SpaceeMonkeyy010 said:

    1:06 fuckin go on son! You rock out! :D :D:D:D

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    Já os novos posts do meu blog? Como foi o show da Miley Cyrus no Rio, negociações pro SWU e Rolling Stones

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  12. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, Dirtypillowtalk1 said:

    He's like a talented Jonas brother =D

  13. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, Fëanor said:

    I am afraid Mr Guha hasn't been following the recent spate of news on London's police. The top position for the Metropolitan police is free following the forced exit of the old head by the Mayor of London. Check out this piece in the Economist that details the involved procedure. Note in particular who is actually doing the selection: it's the Home Minister.

  14. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, Robert said:

    Found your blog entry while doing a search on Pete Townsend (same name as your friend) and saw the entry about TSN. Anyhow, The White Beyond is a really good album. I never heard much in terms of Cruxshadows similarities (I think TSN is more varied — a Cruxshadows-esque song like Cardinal Directions has some wacky key changes that other Rogue wouldn't do), but then I don't much like the Cruxshadows, so my comments might be biased.

    Umm. I guess that's all I got. Hi from a stranger!

  15. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, email said:

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  16. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, SatansPrincess_ said:

    Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
    Abbie Hoffman

  17. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, Twacebook_ said:

    The Rolling Stones!!

  18. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, ANiC newsletter – 8 November 2009 « Occasional Christian said:

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  19. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, A casual observer said:

    Of course there was also the dropping of the anti-racism theme in this year's Rise Festival, an event which Gilligan clearly saw as a big vanity project (and which neatly ticks steps 2 & 3 in your suggestions as to how these projects are defined)

    As he wrote in his ES column on 26th June, following the revelation:

    “And over the changes to the Rise festival, the heartbreaking news for the London Left is that beyond the usual suspect participants, such as National Assembly Against Racism (secretary: Lee Jasper) and the Cuba Solidarity Campaign (what were they doing at an anti-racist event, by the way?) no ordinary Londoner, black or white, gives a damn.”

    “Rise-type events had a purpose in the Eighties, when antiracism needed to be made fashionable. But that battle won, it is not nowadays clear how a bunch of overwhelmingly white people going to a pop concert advances any cause beyond the participants' own feeling of righteousness.”

    (I had no idea the anti-racism battle was won by the way – someone should tell Richard Barnbrook.)

    Of course, the FAP report did neatly manage to show how if – like the Rise Festival – it turns out a good proportion of the public don't see a project as unnecessary as you thought they would (and it makes the news when you drop a core message within it), then just kill it off completely so you can avoid the same uproar next year, and hope everyone forgets about it.

    As page 26 of the FAP report suggested:

    “There may also be scope for reviewing the list of events offered through Events for London; it is possible that a detailed critical analysis could generate substantial savings, particularly if entire events such as the ‘Rise Festival’ (which cost over £300,000) were cancelled.”

  20. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, Sybil Law said:

    Really? I thought The Who freaking ROCKED it, and especially for being so old! Pete Townsend was playing damn near flawlessly, and Roger Daltry sang really well for being ancient! I did remark that only rockers can try to dress halfway hip when they're old without looking like complete tools. :)
    Alpine Valley was my first Dead show… Good times, good times…

  21. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, Godsdragon said:

    Lets not get my wife and your wife together ok? LOL. Wow I am honored by having a link to IFPLU (Internet for Us) over there… I am impresssed as well by the amount of content here. Glad you can be of help to somebody else… we need more people like that in the world… specially since the horrible news in London again….On a positive note, I can place your site on my blog cafe pages at my blogs if you'd like. Stop by and get a cup of coffee anytime…LOL

  22. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, bbclondon said:

    Damian Thompson: London Citizens and the "heroes" of Hamas.

  23. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, grandorgue128 said:

    WOW!!!

  24. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, anshul said:

    Check this out–

    Let's accept it that against people like Mr Thackeray, Karan Johar's stand won't matter. At the end of the day, he is a businessman and he doesn't want his Office and theaters run-down by a cynic mob!( Yes, we have our very own scotland yard. but well, it's ours! ) .

  25. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, hughiesrye said:

    he's telling us the original was done by arthur crudup in 1946. so its not an elvis cover its a arthur crudup cover.

  26. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, StalkingKyle said:

    Las Vegas has new mayor, Carolyn Goodman – Yeah! Oh wait, its the old mayor's wife. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. – Pete Townsend

  27. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, Andreas said:

    Jag tänkte föreslå att Suspicio börjar kalla dessa personer för 'pedoskeler', istället. Poeten Richard Hoffman, som själv utsatts för övergrepp i tidiga tonåren, föreslog namnbytet, eftersom “pedofil” översatt från grekiskan bokstavligen betyder “barnälskare”. Att det ordet är i allmänt bruk är en propagandavinst för fiendesidan. Kalla hellre de som begår sexuella övergrepp mot barn för pedoskeler. “Scelus” är latin för “ond handling” och pedoskel – en som begår onda handlingar mot barn.

    Så här argumenterar Richard Hoffman:

    I believe we have been misled by the language we use, by the way we talk about those who would harm our children. Our words are important. Words are how we think. We talk of them as “sick.” We use names that accept their denial and distortion. We become tangled in language that does not reflect reality, but hides it until, over and over, child after child, it is too late.

    Let's begin by refusing to use the word “pedophile.” The word comes from Greek and means, literally, “one who loves children.” What an Orwellian inversion! To use this word to describe those who violate children, and in many instances kill to silence them, is to help the wolf into his wooly disguise.

    The term pedophile is more than a poor word choice, however; a pseudo-medical term, it asks us to see such evil as arising from disease or illness, evil in its effect, perhaps, but no more intentional than other natural misfortunes like diabetes, say, or muscular dystrophy. This makes the violation of children a part of the natural order and the perpetrator one who cannot help himself.

    In place of the term pedophile, then, let me offer an alternative: pedoscele, from Latin “scelus,” meaning “evil deed.” Try it. Ped-o-skeel: one who does evil to children.

    And let's stop calling them “sex offenders,” as if their crimes had anything to do with sex. (Perhaps Jeffrey Dahmer was a “food offender.”) As the poet Linda McCarriston once pointed out, “Saying 'the man had sex with the child' is like saying, 'The man had dinner with the pork chop.'”

    The rape of a child is a violent act of contempt, not an expression of sexuality or affection. Pedosceles want us to believe otherwise. This is why they talk of “love” between men and boys. All too often we fall for it. For example, in a newscast about the man who had devastated the childhoods of several generations in my hometown, including mine, a TV commentator said that the defendant had “admitted that he is overly fond of young boys.” (The word “pedophile” is there, in the shadows.) At that pre-trial hearing, one boy said the man had threatened to cut off his genitals if he told. Another boy testified that the man threatened to shoot his little brother. Overly fond indeed.

    Källa: http://vachss.com/guest_dispatches/hoffman.html

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  31. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, daviniaosgood said:

    Brilliant song . . . Video is very gay though . .

  32. 2:55 pm on October 28 2003, Andreas said:

    Jag tänkte föreslå att Suspicio börjar kalla dessa personer för 'pedoskeler', istället. Poeten Richard Hoffman, som själv utsatts för övergrepp i tidiga tonåren, föreslog namnbytet, eftersom “pedofil” översatt från grekiskan bokstavligen betyder “barnälskare”. Att det ordet är i allmänt bruk är en propagandavinst för fiendesidan. Kalla hellre de som begår sexuella övergrepp mot barn för pedoskeler. “Scelus” är latin för “ond handling” och pedoskel – en som begår onda handlingar mot barn.

    Så här argumenterar Richard Hoffman:

    I believe we have been misled by the language we use, by the way we talk about those who would harm our children. Our words are important. Words are how we think. We talk of them as “sick.” We use names that accept their denial and distortion. We become tangled in language that does not reflect reality, but hides it until, over and over, child after child, it is too late.

    Let's begin by refusing to use the word “pedophile.” The word comes from Greek and means, literally, “one who loves children.” What an Orwellian inversion! To use this word to describe those who violate children, and in many instances kill to silence them, is to help the wolf into his wooly disguise.

    The term pedophile is more than a poor word choice, however; a pseudo-medical term, it asks us to see such evil as arising from disease or illness, evil in its effect, perhaps, but no more intentional than other natural misfortunes like diabetes, say, or muscular dystrophy. This makes the violation of children a part of the natural order and the perpetrator one who cannot help himself.

    In place of the term pedophile, then, let me offer an alternative: pedoscele, from Latin “scelus,” meaning “evil deed.” Try it. Ped-o-skeel: one who does evil to children.

    And let's stop calling them “sex offenders,” as if their crimes had anything to do with sex. (Perhaps Jeffrey Dahmer was a “food offender.”) As the poet Linda McCarriston once pointed out, “Saying 'the man had sex with the child' is like saying, 'The man had dinner with the pork chop.'”

    The rape of a child is a violent act of contempt, not an expression of sexuality or affection. Pedosceles want us to believe otherwise. This is why they talk of “love” between men and boys. All too often we fall for it. For example, in a newscast about the man who had devastated the childhoods of several generations in my hometown, including mine, a TV commentator said that the defendant had “admitted that he is overly fond of young boys.” (The word “pedophile” is there, in the shadows.) At that pre-trial hearing, one boy said the man had threatened to cut off his genitals if he told. Another boy testified that the man threatened to shoot his little brother. Overly fond indeed.

    Källa: http://vachss.com/guest_dispatches/hoffman.html

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