New Movies Coming Out

THE 10 SCENARIOS

1-Mandingo Nights

Insatiable Nubian stud services rich

white women on safari in the bush in the

1970′s.  Introduction by Shaft.

2-Mandingo Redux

Same as above, but with director

commentary and, of course, those zany outtakes.


3-Get Your BIG STICKS

Two well-hung studs service girls

through the window of an ice cream truck.

4-Revenge of Mandingo

Mandingo wreaks havoc in white

suburbia while on student visa in late 70′s.




5-The Big Show

The rise & fall of a French live sex

show performer in the early 80′s,starring Bill Murray

as Lepump DuCharme.



6-They Call Me Big D

A slight bespectacled man

services women in the Coral Springs area with his 16

inches of love. Based on a true story.

7-The White House

Chronicles the romps of the Dallas

Cowboys in the early 90′s at the infamous compound in

Dallas. Michael Irvin as himself.



8-Natural Lust

Compilation of the wildest animal

sex (monkeys, cats, hila monsters), set to 2 live crew’s

beats.



9-Mr. Yamamoto goes to Atlanta

Journey of a middle-aged

Japanese businessman in Atlanta (Atrantra

in Japanese) at the Gold Club. Costarring Andruw

Jones. bonus Hari-Kari/Bukakke scene.



10-Dirty

Follows affairs of co-workers in a sewage

plant as they travel to Hershey’s Highway. Rated

XXXXX — DIRTY!!!. Cameo by Chris Rock

 

44 Responses to “New Movies Coming Out”

  1. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Twitter said:

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  2. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, rebeckamac said:

    about 5 years ago coral springs

  3. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, cutie_jazz said:

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  5. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, takun1551 said:

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  6. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Amazon.com: Bestsellers in Sports & Outdoors > Fan Shop > Home & Garden > Artwork > Photos said:

    Michael Irvin White Reebok NFL Premier Throwback Dallas Cowboys Jersey –

  7. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Lucille Gang Shulklapper said:

    Dear J.L.:

    I love your poetic opening sentence describing how writers live in the shadows. Thank you for the visibility you gave to Coral Springs authors.

    I do have two poetry books in the main library and strongly doubt if they are read; but, I'm overjoyed by some students at Broward College who desire to read them. Though expensive for me, I freely hand them out and they are actually read.
    It is almost absurd that local authors are not featured. One of my poetry books is in Neruda's library in Spain; another is in the Poetry Society of London, and a third in the national archives in Australia. One is in Poet's House in New York.
    Thanks again.

    Lucille Gang Shulklapper

  8. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, trueblue724 said:

    fuck herrrr

  9. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Stevemo09 said:

    Michael Irvin Dallas Cowboys Diecut insert card

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  11. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Cody said:

    I think the premise of the post was to throw out as many names as you had available for your Hershey Highway ;p

  12. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Dallas Cowboys News » Blog Archive » ACORN registers Dallas Cowboys said:

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  13. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, DrewScrewMe said:

    Hershey highway. Yup, that's where I am.

  14. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, miami - Google News said:

    If Michael Irvin leaned forward more, he’d be in my living room

  15. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, tarosticks said:

    awesomee :)

  16. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, dcpga said:

    working a house right across the street from Michael Irvin's place. You should see this monster house. #cocaine

  17. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Naevia Webirectory said:

    Registered Nurse – Emergency Room –

  18. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, pumkinpi2 said:

    your point is….?

  19. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, bbigdaddyceaser said:

    how about before the NYG went to the superbowl, you was not on youtube talking trash. can you say BANDWAGON fan? how is that for the past.

  20. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Beeeper public timeline said:

    Sexy Womens Adult Costumes Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Football Super Bowl Costume Theme Party Outfit –

  21. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Twitter said:

    rel=”nofollow” no, you wish, for your road trip…on the Hershey Highway! Have a good trip dude.

  22. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Andy said:

    Here are some more “Nes-bitts”

    “The only thing more fragile than the Seahawks' star offensive players this season is the collective psyche of their fan base. Chiefs 24, Seahawks 17.”

    Three things that are more exciting than the Ravens: A 10th grade chemistry class, C-Span in HD, and any episode of the George Lopez Show. Saints 20, Ravens 7.

    Tiki Barber called Michael Irvin an idiot after Irvin criticized the Giants' RB on TV for announcing that he'll retire after this season. Simply put, Irvin is about as smart as the chair you're sitting on right now. Giants 23, Bucs 7.

    What a dick.

  23. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, TheNardsWife said:

    Off the I 95 onto the Hershey Highway

  24. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, WithinThePower said:

    chris's sister?

  25. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, JOANNE said:

    Gregg, what a terrible thing. I feel so sorry for his widow, children, family, neighbors and co-workers. I am proud to hear of the way the Coral Springs PD handled everybody with such dignity, compassion and grace. What a shocker it must have been for you and Steve to be awakened at 2:30 in the am. I can't imagine what thoughts must have gone through your minds. Unfortunaterly, maybe this might have been prevented, but no one saw it coming. Did the police indicate that maybe it could have been an accident? He had so much to live for. Poor guy. What an unspeakable tragedy. Joanne

  26. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, gsoclub03 said:

    RT We all want to thank Emmitt for allowing us to enjoy every yard. ~ Michael Irvin via

  27. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, NHObit said:

    Soo the Dallas Cowboys are coming to Rio Rancho…. umm

  28. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, SHRINA17 said:

    im irish, how can you say your irish if you've never been,anyway i hope you have a wonderfull time,and your very welcome here,enjoy your time here

  29. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Twitter said:

    Sofa, loveseat ad cofee table (Coral Springs) –

  30. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, ravendream33 said:

    Ha! I know…..I maybe wore a jacket ten times a year down there, and it was only in the 60's when I did that! I lived in Coral Springs, actually…..just west of Pompano, and was near University Drive and Atlantic Blvd. I worked at the Morton's Steakhouse on US 1 and Broward Blvd. Can you believe I went “raw” while working at a steakhouse? Pretty funny huh? Have you been to the Glasier Farms farmers market in Miami that is opened on Saturdays? It is worth checking out.

  31. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Regulus6891 said:

    Shut up NBC….shut the fuck up.

  32. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Rob Taylor said:

    Have you seen the TV show that is showcasing an “open tryout” for the Cowboys yet? In the first episode, the “recruits” run 110's for what the show depicts as “forever”. Then Michael Irvin comes and gives a speech which he then asks the athletes to run their 40's at the end of “practice” after conditioning and in pads. He termed this as “4th quarter speed”. Thought it was an interesting comment. Does anyone test their athletes in this manner? Or is this just for the show?

  33. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Baseball Mania said:

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  34. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Theron_Lewis said:

    Burn!! RT The hershey highway? RT Can you guess which highway im standing on butt naked??

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  36. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Twitter said:

    Hardcore what? It’s not porn.

  37. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, ryaniscool60 said:

    All men watching this should give thanks that they are not married to Nancy Grace.

  38. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, bpmseminem said:

    the song is blow me away by breaking benjamin

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  40. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Twitter said:

    If you find yourself with an erection lasting for more than four hours, please contact your physician immediately.

  41. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, sulia_nfl said:

    The most American way you could celebrate today is to watch The Patriot with the Dallas Cowboys.

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  43. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, Emerson Majamay said:

    I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one.

  44. 12:27 pm on October 28 2003, dailyskew said:

    Remember that these are classic (old) posts from 5-10 years ago. Please by kind to the aging content!

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